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🎄 A Christmas Music Thread 🎄

flaccid churro

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It's the Christmas season, and if the hoopla we have heard about recruiting for the past week is true, it's Flipmas season as well.

In the spirit of these joyous occasions, the following Christmas song categories were determined using an authoritative instrument (my brain) with impeccable taste and discretion. Feel free to post your favorites too.


Best song to pose a la Burt Reynolds on a bear skin rug in front of a lit fire place:



Song most likely to lead to sexy time (very nice!):



Best song to listen to while taking psychedelic drugs:



Best song to listen to while frolicking in the snow:



Song most likely to make Rosebowl headbang uncontrollably:



Gayest Christmas song (NTTAWWT):



Song most likely to lead to a #MeToo scandal:




Best Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus song:



Songs most likely to make the Boomers break out the Disco Finger:




Best songs to listen to while drifting off contemplating the meaning of Christmas:

 
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