Hot Scale for MPW forever:
1) Snake Hot: She is so hot that if she’s nuts, has rattle snakes as pets it’s ok and you don’t care. You’re the envy of all men/women and you thank baby Jesus everytime you see her naked. This woman will not take care of you in old age and will find something better.
2) Cat Hot: Woman that’s 5/6/7. Will be a good mom, wife and good person. She is stable, normal but never has the hotness of Snake Hot but also does not have the insanity either. Deep down you wish you could make her snake hot but it is just impossible.
3) Martha Washington Hot: This woman is just not rich, she is wealthy and you will be a kept man forever. If she’s a 3 or above your ok with it as you can make her look good with enough booze and throw money of over her in the dark. Part of your soul dies each day knowing you are slumming for money but you don’t care. You have a new G Wagon Merc and got the heavy duty springs upgrade to drive Martha and the fat kids around to get extra large milkshakes. With this Martha option you will normally become morbidly obese and die from poor lifestyle choices early in life.
1) Snake Hot: She is so hot that if she’s nuts, has rattle snakes as pets it’s ok and you don’t care. You’re the envy of all men/women and you thank baby Jesus everytime you see her naked. This woman will not take care of you in old age and will find something better.
2) Cat Hot: Woman that’s 5/6/7. Will be a good mom, wife and good person. She is stable, normal but never has the hotness of Snake Hot but also does not have the insanity either. Deep down you wish you could make her snake hot but it is just impossible.
3) Martha Washington Hot: This woman is just not rich, she is wealthy and you will be a kept man forever. If she’s a 3 or above your ok with it as you can make her look good with enough booze and throw money of over her in the dark. Part of your soul dies each day knowing you are slumming for money but you don’t care. You have a new G Wagon Merc and got the heavy duty springs upgrade to drive Martha and the fat kids around to get extra large milkshakes. With this Martha option you will normally become morbidly obese and die from poor lifestyle choices early in life.
