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It’s 2:40 am and I’ve been in bed contemplating revenge for the masturbating parrot

JediRebel

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My wife and I agreed that some sort of a warning or advice was appropriate when leaving the parrot with us for two weeks
She’s spent the night with the sheets pulled over her nose staring silently at the ceiling.
You just don’t leave a situation like this with friends then bail for Osaka. Perhaps some kind of revenge is in order.
I’ve decided to teach the parrot a few things to say like “ Oh God, Oh God, Oh God…”
I ve never taught actual verbage to an animal(bird) before so I’m unsure how long it will take but as of this moment I’m pretty much resolved to follow through on this.
 
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