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First try at poetry.

Madzak

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Humpty dumpty sat on a great season.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall in oxford.
All the king bosses
And all the kings players
Couldn't put humpty dumpty on the ole miss bus home!

In came sir ross to the rescue with ole miss busses all around.
When your idiot driver wrecked the msu John deere tractors that were starkville bound.

Oh no said humpty dumpty I ain't riding in that!
That bus is way to nice and it says ole miss on top of that!

In the parking lot did humpty dumpty thow a hissy fit.
Players, wives, fans and boss gazed upon and said Oh s_ _t!

Boss said get your butt on that bus or don't come back!
Humpty dumpty said screw you I am ridding on that piggy's back!

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