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Got In My First Bar Fight In Quite A Long Time Last Night

fingokra

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I was just sittin in my usual spot in Cordova sippin' a Corona with a slice of lime. Just mindin' my on bisnez about to hook up with this honey bringin' me drinks when this space cadet starts given' me flack.

Dude starts swingin' all wild and shet but I'm flick in' his shots of ninja style cause I know he can't touch me.

Finally his boys grab him for I get mad and have to deal with him. Then this pigeon head fool comes bustin' through them so I gotta drop him.

Well you know I control myself (like my sensei taught me) and purposefully cause him as little damage as I can, cause I don't want to go back to jail for end in' a dumbaz civilian.

Somehow in all this noise that little buster has done nipped me like a dang chihuahua.

I tell you try to take easy on these scrubs and no good deed goes unpunished.
 
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