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Now we begin!
It is with such sadness to report, @Neal McCready banned my last handle @VINMFINGHENSEL this past January, when I simply offered to take on a ride on my tandem bicycle around the Oxford Square. And I even offered to let him sit up front like the old lady pictured here.
Only Elon Musk has sat in the front seat since I've owned it, as I cycled him around Round Rock for Halloween last year. FYI, Elon got a lot of candy corns.... just saying Neal, you missed out buddy!
And BTW, That old man in the green shirt, aka Eric Johnson a Texas badass, gave me this epic bike after he sadly died of prostate cancer in 2018. Suffice to say, 4 years later I bet his shriveled buried one tesitcal has more backbone and integrity than @Neal McCready could ever dream of retaining. Neal you've earned it!
Now lets move on...
Dear @dbrebs1 I have to admit... other than stalking 18 years olds, you have a point. GodDamn Neal has become what he despises!
Yet he bans me... I'm officially on the record, if any of y'all see @Neal McCready riding bitch on a tandem bike, it's your duty to report it to the rebelgrove board. We need the pics!
Finally to some good news y'all!!
I've been living in France and Italy for the last 90 days. I have hundreds of pictures to share.... if @Neal McCready doesn't butt-hurt blacklist me again.. Honestly, I think he was cheap girl wine wasted that night when he did it too!
Here's the beginning at https://letaillevent.com/en/
Sick Sick wine @independencebowlmainstay dick is just about as hard as his ego after this...
And the Caviar! Boom!
Oh Shit... Then the Rack of Lamb
So Juicy like @Neal McCreadyl getting a lead over Yancy!
Lobster prep! Table side by the man... also kinda a French ass! But I still love you @Neal McCready
Now to the Lobster...
@Chase Parham how hard are you now looking at this??? Gotta be at least a half chubby 7.5 out of 10!
Lastly cheese and a good BJ aka butter and jam!. French girls kill it on all points!
@OrangeBeachReb - you're on my 💩list - heads up mother****er
@OleMissFamily 💌 you
@kernelrebel 💕you
THERE WILL BE MORE POSTs FOLLOWING THIS UNLESS @Neal McCready or @Chase Parham (aka the OG anti tasting menu 'basic' sweetheart) blacklist this account.
IN WHICH CASE VINMFUKINGHENSEL will live again thanks to the good folks at rivals and the 9.99 a month subscription feature. New Handle TBMFINGD!
XOXO
VINMOTHERFUC KINGHENSEL
Now we begin!
It is with such sadness to report, @Neal McCready banned my last handle @VINMFINGHENSEL this past January, when I simply offered to take on a ride on my tandem bicycle around the Oxford Square. And I even offered to let him sit up front like the old lady pictured here.
Only Elon Musk has sat in the front seat since I've owned it, as I cycled him around Round Rock for Halloween last year. FYI, Elon got a lot of candy corns.... just saying Neal, you missed out buddy!
And BTW, That old man in the green shirt, aka Eric Johnson a Texas badass, gave me this epic bike after he sadly died of prostate cancer in 2018. Suffice to say, 4 years later I bet his shriveled buried one tesitcal has more backbone and integrity than @Neal McCready could ever dream of retaining. Neal you've earned it!
Now lets move on...
Dear @dbrebs1 I have to admit... other than stalking 18 years olds, you have a point. GodDamn Neal has become what he despises!
Yet he bans me... I'm officially on the record, if any of y'all see @Neal McCready riding bitch on a tandem bike, it's your duty to report it to the rebelgrove board. We need the pics!
Finally to some good news y'all!!
I've been living in France and Italy for the last 90 days. I have hundreds of pictures to share.... if @Neal McCready doesn't butt-hurt blacklist me again.. Honestly, I think he was cheap girl wine wasted that night when he did it too!
Here's the beginning at https://letaillevent.com/en/
Sick Sick wine @independencebowlmainstay dick is just about as hard as his ego after this...
And the Caviar! Boom!
Oh Shit... Then the Rack of Lamb
So Juicy like @Neal McCreadyl getting a lead over Yancy!
Lobster prep! Table side by the man... also kinda a French ass! But I still love you @Neal McCready
Now to the Lobster...
@Chase Parham how hard are you now looking at this??? Gotta be at least a half chubby 7.5 out of 10!
Lastly cheese and a good BJ aka butter and jam!. French girls kill it on all points!
@OrangeBeachReb - you're on my 💩list - heads up mother****er
@OleMissFamily 💌 you
@kernelrebel 💕you
THERE WILL BE MORE POSTs FOLLOWING THIS UNLESS @Neal McCready or @Chase Parham (aka the OG anti tasting menu 'basic' sweetheart) blacklist this account.
IN WHICH CASE VINMFUKINGHENSEL will live again thanks to the good folks at rivals and the 9.99 a month subscription feature. New Handle TBMFINGD!
XOXO
VINMOTHERFUC KINGHENSEL
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