Yooo... your boy's 6-0 on locks posted this year. If I cashed out right now I'm up enough to buy a new used 2014 LTZ Tahoe, or 50 pairs of Gucci 'Princeton' Fur Line Loafers. Bruh on anything, those loafers are fresh AF.
Ya'll know your boy ain't stoppin there though...
One of my slams asked me recently, "JT, why are you on the OM board sharing your insider picks? Please come to back to bed and play with us". I replied "Good question, bae. I feel it's my duty to make amends with the OM fan base after the events of 2009. Lots of good bros out there that need these picks. You two keep going without me, and I'll be back soon. AYYYYY
".
On to the picks- (note- picks are based off swag level, uniform color, pregame outfits).
Auburn @ Kentucky +2.5
What is vegas thinking with this line? Auburn's starting QB is either going to be straight up nerd with no rhythm, swag, or fashion sense... OR... a QB that has effectively lost all of his swag- which maybe worse than never having it at all. Bad vibes coming out of the Auburn locker room going up against a crowd that is about to be too HYPE in Lexington.
Kentucky runs away with this one and wins by 10-14.
Texas Tech -31 @ Kansas
With possibly the most handsome dude in CFB leading your team, it's hard not to cover lines like this. I try to avoid the term "man crush", but got damn... Kliff Kingsbury personifies swag on every level. Plus TTU's pregame outfits are
.
Meanwhile, Kansas got a coach that looks like he should be a CPA. LMAO.
Give me Tech.
Penn St. +17 @ Ohio St.
I'm not going to say much about this one, other than Urban Meyer is a giant buzzkill IRL. Never take him on a trip to vegas.
I smell an upset in the horseshoe.
Ya'll know your boy ain't stoppin there though...
One of my slams asked me recently, "JT, why are you on the OM board sharing your insider picks? Please come to back to bed and play with us". I replied "Good question, bae. I feel it's my duty to make amends with the OM fan base after the events of 2009. Lots of good bros out there that need these picks. You two keep going without me, and I'll be back soon. AYYYYY
". On to the picks- (note- picks are based off swag level, uniform color, pregame outfits).
Auburn @ Kentucky +2.5
What is vegas thinking with this line? Auburn's starting QB is either going to be straight up nerd with no rhythm, swag, or fashion sense... OR... a QB that has effectively lost all of his swag- which maybe worse than never having it at all. Bad vibes coming out of the Auburn locker room going up against a crowd that is about to be too HYPE in Lexington.
Kentucky runs away with this one and wins by 10-14.
Texas Tech -31 @ Kansas
With possibly the most handsome dude in CFB leading your team, it's hard not to cover lines like this. I try to avoid the term "man crush", but got damn... Kliff Kingsbury personifies swag on every level. Plus TTU's pregame outfits are
. Meanwhile, Kansas got a coach that looks like he should be a CPA. LMAO.
Give me Tech.
Penn St. +17 @ Ohio St.
I'm not going to say much about this one, other than Urban Meyer is a giant buzzkill IRL. Never take him on a trip to vegas.
I smell an upset in the horseshoe.
