I'm up a little over 5 figures this year on CFB betting, and figured I'd get my bros in on this scrilla train. My picks are based off of team pregame outfits, color of the team's uniform, and swag level. If you look good, you feel good and then you perform on the field (or in the bedroom- LOL). Believe that- AYYY 
Miami vs Cincinnati (+7)
Everyone knows about the U and the swag level they brought to the field back in the 90's. I usually give my bros down in south florida the benefit of the doubt since they OG's of swag in CFB. That being said- bro.... Al Golden is the anti-swag. Dude looks like he's modeling an outfit for a TJ Maxx commercial. Ole "Will Ferrell in a Bill Brasky skit" lookin ass...
Meanwhile Cincy is probably coming out in all black and looking fresh AF. Give me Cincy and the points.
Bowling Green vs Buffalo (+8)
Hey BG, 1973 called and they want their colors back. Bro, seriously top 5 ugliest outfits and colors in CFB. Meanwhile, Bufflo 'bout to be sporting a sky blue outfit that should bring out some natural colors in Joe Licata's eyes.
Buffalo and the points. Might take the ML on this one too for sh*ts and gigs.
MSU vs A&M (-6.5)
Both teams have unfortunate color schemes going on here. Luckily for MSU's fans the dark maroon has a slimming effect on TV and in pictures. Unfortunately, for the MSU football players it doesn't mean much during the match.
Kevin Sumlin is a top 3 coach when it comes to swag. Dude is the epitome of. That's worth 7 points at minimum. I like A&M by 10 or more.
Miami vs Cincinnati (+7)
Everyone knows about the U and the swag level they brought to the field back in the 90's. I usually give my bros down in south florida the benefit of the doubt since they OG's of swag in CFB. That being said- bro.... Al Golden is the anti-swag. Dude looks like he's modeling an outfit for a TJ Maxx commercial. Ole "Will Ferrell in a Bill Brasky skit" lookin ass...
Meanwhile Cincy is probably coming out in all black and looking fresh AF. Give me Cincy and the points.
Bowling Green vs Buffalo (+8)
Hey BG, 1973 called and they want their colors back. Bro, seriously top 5 ugliest outfits and colors in CFB. Meanwhile, Bufflo 'bout to be sporting a sky blue outfit that should bring out some natural colors in Joe Licata's eyes.
Buffalo and the points. Might take the ML on this one too for sh*ts and gigs.
MSU vs A&M (-6.5)
Both teams have unfortunate color schemes going on here. Luckily for MSU's fans the dark maroon has a slimming effect on TV and in pictures. Unfortunately, for the MSU football players it doesn't mean much during the match.
Kevin Sumlin is a top 3 coach when it comes to swag. Dude is the epitome of
. That's worth 7 points at minimum. I like A&M by 10 or more.
