Podcast talk about washing your hands after you go to the bathroom reminds me of a joke my granddad told me..

[pocketpasser]

A State fan and an ole miss fan are the urinals at the same time. The ole miss fan finishes first and walks past the sink toward the door. The state fan says “In Starkville they teach us to wash our hands after we take a piss.” The ole miss fan responds “At Ole Miss they teach us not to piss on ourselves.”