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Cows will be farting the next four years
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Your daughter is less likely to be raped by an illegal
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Gas might become cheaper than water
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Wages for the average American could increase enough to fund a vacation
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A competent immunologist might be appointed for Surgeon General
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Minorities might make enough money to move into your neighborhood
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Liberal media is less likely to be taken seriously
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The price of tea in China
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The government won’t be paying to remove/add your genitalia
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