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Take an extra shot tonight...

crw416

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Mar 25, 2011
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Why, you ask?

Tomorrow at 6 pm is either make or break...eat or be eaten...time to TAKE A STAND or time to go ALL IN for the draft. One might reflect back to the time the Real McCready proposed the idea of two ships passing in the night, but that would be an inaccurate analogy. Only one vehicle (team) presently stands in the way of itself. Instead of a ship, I liken the current situation to the world's damnedest roller coaster ride. My hope is the track bottomed out last week after a 75 degree, 221 ft drop, which ended in one hell of a curve. The other option? That hell of a curve was just a precursory measure to straighten the tracks path for a nose dive off of Mount Thor (google it).

I personally feel the team survived the worst, and is due to arrive back on solid ground any moment. Now that a few cookies have been tossed, tears have been shed, emotional states thrown out of balance...it is time to man up, readjust the package, and move forward with heads high like we straight up owned that B. The moment is now to reclaim our dignity and demand respect. To heck, I'll say it, we are still Lee Corso's Number One!

And if not, it is always in best practice to take an extra shot (shots can be bottle sized) before the end of the world, am I right!

While I am feeling well and generous, I wish to make an offer for one of those A&M tickets going around tonight. I am willing to part with an authentic Houston Nutt autographed Ole Miss Straw Hat (#4910 of #5000), a set of Ole Miss trademarked Cowbells I found in Hoboken, a special edition of Leanne Tuohy's Guide to Balanced Offense, and a LOI signed by DJ Law. You should really take advantage of my generosity. I'll even have Greg Hardy hand deliver the package. Hit me up!
 
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