Well I have never done one of these before so I figured I would give it a shot... Hell if Little John can do it then it cant be to hard
day one
last Friday I got up around 0730 and headed out to Littlejohns house to make the long journey to watch our Rebels completely destroy the Gators. After getting to his house it was brought to my attention that before we could make this journey that we would need to stop first and get a 5 minute oil change because someone is a piss poor planner and didn't get it done the day before like he should have. So about a hour later myself @littlejohn444 and @UM_golf finally got on track and headed out to Gainesville. After many piss breaks and one fill up we finally arrived to the hotel only two hours later that I had initially thought we would. the three of decided what the hell lets catch the Uber and head downtown. After sitting around in some little local restaurant/bar we decided lets go walk the town and see what we can get into. About 2 minutes later we found ourself right slap in the middle of a Corey Smith concert. Who is Corey Smith you ask? Well im not gonna lie I had no idea until that night but ill tell you that was one fun concert. Anyway back to the story. We walked up in the bar sporting our Ole Miss polos and hats and my man UM_Golf immediately hit the dance floor. Now that man can do one hell of a boot stomp. Myself and Littlejohn hit the bar and started driniking. About a hour later some damn Gator fan walked up to me and said you sure have some nerve walking up in our bar wearing a shirt like that. I tried to be nice and laugh it off but this kid was dead serious. About that time he tapped my old friend John on the shoulder and said can you hold my drink. John being the super nice dude that he is obliged the fella ( Not knowing what was about to go down) and grabbed his drink. I immediately grabbed the kid around the back of the neck and said son you have two choices. either grab that drink away from my friend and quietly walk away or two get knocked the F out right here in front of your friends. At this point I was thinking im about to get my ass kicked in Gainesville but for some reason he threw his hands up and said my bad and grabbed his drink and walked away. A little later I decided that I had just about all I could take of the club so I decided to go hang out on the streets. As soon as I walk out no shit there I was standing right in the middle of a fight between two of the biggest Pu$$ies fighting right in the middle of the street. Well I wouldn't call it a fight. one jumped on the other then thoe other punched the kid then both of them started yelling that they didn't want to fight. after the slapfest was over the one kid came up and asked me to hold his joint because he was scared the cops was gonna show up. Holy hell this kid was stupid. What if I was the cops. Anyway I told him to piss off and he went on about his business. About 30 minutes later the bar closed down and we headed back to the motel but had to stop[ off at the local Waffle House for a little breakfast. here is where fight number two almost happened. we were sitting there minding our own business when these two kids came in and started talking major shit. Damn I wanted to beat their asses but going to jail in Gainesville would have been a very bad thing. So I started talking a little shit back about how we were gonna destroy them in just a few hours. well that didn't work out to well but I got my shots in about Tim Tebow being a little Bitch.
Day 2
it started around 130 when we got to midtown. we found this nice little bar that wasn't crowded at all but that was about to change real fast. After about a hour of just the three of us @SouthSippiReb and a large group of rebels come strolling in. Reaking really cool people if you ask me. He had this older gentleman we called Sandusky that was really awesome to talk to. So I was sitting there once again minding my own business when some dude walked up to me and asked hey man where is your visor at. I was really confused and asked WTF are you talking about? He said all you rebels where visors and yall look really stupid. Well me for one I hardly ever wear a visor but I couldn't resist. I looked down at his pants and said man I don't know but where the **** are your gay ass cut off shourts? Oh hell you would have thought I screwed the dudes mother. that really pissed him off. He held his hand up and said well where are your National Championship rings? I immediately said where where in the hell are your? Your not wearing any so I just assume you never played a down of collegiate football. Damn that pissed him off even more and he asked me if I wanted my ass kicked. What kind of question is that anyway? I just laughed it off and said brother if you want to go down that road then im game and I calmly walked back to the other side of the bar.
well I really have no words to describe the time at the game because after about 15 minutes I said F it lets just sit here and watch how awesome the environment is. That place was freaking electric. But if I see another Money sign anytime soon im gonna lose my mind. But I will give Florida this they know how to pump up the stadium.
DAY 3
After a long weekend we finally hit the road on the way back to the house. About 45 minutes into the ride I finally decided it was time to log into rivals and see what kind of panic was actually going down in here. Just as I expected there were a few threads where people were actually losing their damn minds. I immediately laughed and told john and Dan that I needed to do something to get everyones minds off of the game and try to put tome smiles on some faces.what better way to do that than a old fashioned bobbie thread. I hope yall enjoyed the thread and if I offended any of you well mybad it wasn't my intention. its just boobies they never hurt anyone
day one
last Friday I got up around 0730 and headed out to Littlejohns house to make the long journey to watch our Rebels completely destroy the Gators. After getting to his house it was brought to my attention that before we could make this journey that we would need to stop first and get a 5 minute oil change because someone is a piss poor planner and didn't get it done the day before like he should have. So about a hour later myself @littlejohn444 and @UM_golf finally got on track and headed out to Gainesville. After many piss breaks and one fill up we finally arrived to the hotel only two hours later that I had initially thought we would. the three of decided what the hell lets catch the Uber and head downtown. After sitting around in some little local restaurant/bar we decided lets go walk the town and see what we can get into. About 2 minutes later we found ourself right slap in the middle of a Corey Smith concert. Who is Corey Smith you ask? Well im not gonna lie I had no idea until that night but ill tell you that was one fun concert. Anyway back to the story. We walked up in the bar sporting our Ole Miss polos and hats and my man UM_Golf immediately hit the dance floor. Now that man can do one hell of a boot stomp. Myself and Littlejohn hit the bar and started driniking. About a hour later some damn Gator fan walked up to me and said you sure have some nerve walking up in our bar wearing a shirt like that. I tried to be nice and laugh it off but this kid was dead serious. About that time he tapped my old friend John on the shoulder and said can you hold my drink. John being the super nice dude that he is obliged the fella ( Not knowing what was about to go down) and grabbed his drink. I immediately grabbed the kid around the back of the neck and said son you have two choices. either grab that drink away from my friend and quietly walk away or two get knocked the F out right here in front of your friends. At this point I was thinking im about to get my ass kicked in Gainesville but for some reason he threw his hands up and said my bad and grabbed his drink and walked away. A little later I decided that I had just about all I could take of the club so I decided to go hang out on the streets. As soon as I walk out no shit there I was standing right in the middle of a fight between two of the biggest Pu$$ies fighting right in the middle of the street. Well I wouldn't call it a fight. one jumped on the other then thoe other punched the kid then both of them started yelling that they didn't want to fight. after the slapfest was over the one kid came up and asked me to hold his joint because he was scared the cops was gonna show up. Holy hell this kid was stupid. What if I was the cops. Anyway I told him to piss off and he went on about his business. About 30 minutes later the bar closed down and we headed back to the motel but had to stop[ off at the local Waffle House for a little breakfast. here is where fight number two almost happened. we were sitting there minding our own business when these two kids came in and started talking major shit. Damn I wanted to beat their asses but going to jail in Gainesville would have been a very bad thing. So I started talking a little shit back about how we were gonna destroy them in just a few hours. well that didn't work out to well but I got my shots in about Tim Tebow being a little Bitch.
Day 2
it started around 130 when we got to midtown. we found this nice little bar that wasn't crowded at all but that was about to change real fast. After about a hour of just the three of us @SouthSippiReb and a large group of rebels come strolling in. Reaking really cool people if you ask me. He had this older gentleman we called Sandusky that was really awesome to talk to. So I was sitting there once again minding my own business when some dude walked up to me and asked hey man where is your visor at. I was really confused and asked WTF are you talking about? He said all you rebels where visors and yall look really stupid. Well me for one I hardly ever wear a visor but I couldn't resist. I looked down at his pants and said man I don't know but where the **** are your gay ass cut off shourts? Oh hell you would have thought I screwed the dudes mother. that really pissed him off. He held his hand up and said well where are your National Championship rings? I immediately said where where in the hell are your? Your not wearing any so I just assume you never played a down of collegiate football. Damn that pissed him off even more and he asked me if I wanted my ass kicked. What kind of question is that anyway? I just laughed it off and said brother if you want to go down that road then im game and I calmly walked back to the other side of the bar.
well I really have no words to describe the time at the game because after about 15 minutes I said F it lets just sit here and watch how awesome the environment is. That place was freaking electric. But if I see another Money sign anytime soon im gonna lose my mind. But I will give Florida this they know how to pump up the stadium.
DAY 3
After a long weekend we finally hit the road on the way back to the house. About 45 minutes into the ride I finally decided it was time to log into rivals and see what kind of panic was actually going down in here. Just as I expected there were a few threads where people were actually losing their damn minds. I immediately laughed and told john and Dan that I needed to do something to get everyones minds off of the game and try to put tome smiles on some faces.what better way to do that than a old fashioned bobbie thread. I hope yall enjoyed the thread and if I offended any of you well mybad it wasn't my intention. its just boobies they never hurt anyone
