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Things you will never hear a Miss. State fan say

Catfishboy

NFL's No. 1 Draft Choice
Feb 23, 2002
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  • Wrestling is fake.
  • The tires on that truck are too big.
  • Checkmate.
  • You can’t feed that to the dog.
  • Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
  • Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
  • Spitting is such a nasty habit.
  • Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
  • Duct tape won’t fix that.
  • My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
  • I read an interesting article today.
  • Let’s listen to NPR.
  • Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
  • Let a professional paint your car.
  • Don’t kill it!
  • I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
  • May the best man win.
 
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