‘Twas the Night before Christmas, Down in the Sip,
The Portal was Popping,
Real Tree brought the Drip,
The Collective Deals were Lined Up by Walker with Care,
In Hopes that Championships would Soon Return There,
The Rebel Grovers were Nestled All Snug in their Beds,
As Visions of Playoff Wins Danced in their Heads,
And Chase in his Quarter Zip and Neal in his Cap,
Were taking a Break for a Long Christmas Nap,
When over on Twitter (X), there arose such a cry, I had to log in to see the reason why,
Aggie fans were raging both near and far,
Couldn’t make their payments so they lost their 5 Stars,
And down In Starkville, Jeff Lebby tries to score from far,
But all of Rosebowl’s concert money can’t even rent a car,
And what do my eyes now behold?
Chris Beard has our basketball team starting 12 and O?!!
Merry Christmas to Kiffin, Juice, Charlie and Pete!
Let’s assault (allegedly) James Franklin and go win the Peach!
Run Judkins! Find Bentley! Feed Prieskorn the Ball!
Slide Jaxson! Shield Wolfey! Give Harris a Haul!
The Portal was Popping,
Real Tree brought the Drip,
The Collective Deals were Lined Up by Walker with Care,
In Hopes that Championships would Soon Return There,
The Rebel Grovers were Nestled All Snug in their Beds,
As Visions of Playoff Wins Danced in their Heads,
And Chase in his Quarter Zip and Neal in his Cap,
Were taking a Break for a Long Christmas Nap,
When over on Twitter (X), there arose such a cry, I had to log in to see the reason why,
Aggie fans were raging both near and far,
Couldn’t make their payments so they lost their 5 Stars,
And down In Starkville, Jeff Lebby tries to score from far,
But all of Rosebowl’s concert money can’t even rent a car,
And what do my eyes now behold?
Chris Beard has our basketball team starting 12 and O?!!
Merry Christmas to Kiffin, Juice, Charlie and Pete!
Let’s assault (allegedly) James Franklin and go win the Peach!
Run Judkins! Find Bentley! Feed Prieskorn the Ball!
Slide Jaxson! Shield Wolfey! Give Harris a Haul!
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