I don't think we'll ever get the chance but a debate between those two would be Must-See TV. The Donald would come out swinging with some third person platitudes and comments on how his swoopy hair is better than Hillary's helmet. The Clintons would do their best to have The Donald taken out during the first commercial break and it would end when Bill Clinton comes on stage and announces that the Clinton Foundation is turning over some prime land along the eastern seaboard for a new Trump development that will take up too much of The Donald's time to be President. Bill will go backstage and bang one of Trump's Miss Universe contestants, Hillary becomes President, and The Donald makes another billion off a prime resort and country club.
