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Want More From Wife Update: Chicken Tender

SaladThunder

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A change of events.....

After my wife put our 2-year-old to sleep, I heard her calling me from the den.

I walked into our bedroom and saw she had replaced every light bulb with a red one and was lying there in lingerie.

While things got heated (both figuratively and literally), I couldn't help but feel like a chicken tender under a heat lamp.

TikTok influencers, man.
 
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