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Weird thing happened at Urgent Care today

SaladThunder

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Been feelin pretty shitty all weekend. Overly exhausted and sore throat and a little fevery. Went in to the urgent care and as I waited with the other sick people this nurse came out and said, “sir, could you do us a big favor?” Without thinking it through I said, “sure.” “We’ve got this gentleman here that needs to take a urine sample for parole but we need you to sit in with him and make sure he doesn’t use someone else urine. “ So there I go in the room with mirrors surrounding it and this squirrelly white guy walks in drops his drawers. Admin Waived my co-pay and then I found out I have Covid.

Stare at phallice get paid $65. Easy money.

He had a tattoo on his wrist if anyone was wondering.

Rebs are going 13-0.

I feel like death. Any Covid tips?
 
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