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OT - Liquor Mishap

SharkmanReb

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So let me start this off with saying that I'm a very rare drinker. Like 2-3 times a year is a lot. And that's usually a beer or two on a really hot day or very rarely a mixed drink or two on a social occasion. I just don't really like it. I've gone literally years without drinking anything and never missed it.

Anyway, getting to the point, this past weekend I went to a bachelor party kind of thing for a buddy, and at some point they decided to drink some shots.

I said I'd play along with one or two and on the second one I did something wrong because most of it went sideways and up through my nose.

Free advice: Dont. EVER. Do. This. Because you will be choking, coughing, eyes watering, sneezing, nose running like crazy and your nostrils with be burning like the pits of hell. And not for a few seconds either.

OMG. It was sooooo bad. It was hours before everything really calmed down. Of course the others were rightfully laughing their asses off. I couldn't blame them. Worst thing I've gone through in some time.

BTW, your first inclination will be to blow and blow and clear out the mucus. Wrong. Let it build up in there. Helps.

No more alcohol for me for like forever.
 
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