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New Events Caught on Dog (Furbo) Cam from William Faulkner perspective

My friend had not been gone five minutes, the engine still cold beneath his knuckles, the ticking and whirring of pistons retreating into silence, when the gray weight of traffic gathered about him, and he was wedged among the morning's faceless exodus. The air was damp with the lightless residue of the dawn, a dull mist pooling on the windshield as his tires carved their endless, circular orbit through the geometry of streets, concrete spun in a perpetual and impersonal pattern. It was then that his phone buzzed, the tiny screen flickering in his hand with the dim, ghostly light of an alert.

He tapped it. There, framed in the little box of the camera’s eye, stood Ruffus, his dog, his companion through hours of solitary and companioned cheer alike, that grizzled and loyal animal who'd shared my friends nights and early dawns, who now, unaware of the tiny light blinking its watchful eye from the room’s corner, made his way toward the table. My friend felt the absurd pang of helplessness as he watched Ruffus pause before his precious visor, the hat placed reverently upon the table's surface like some relic of a past joy, a token in the shape of triumph, Titlleist name stitched in bold, assured letters, brimming with the weight of an afternoon's sweat and memory.

my friend watched in a kind of suspended horror as Ruffus sniffed, circled, and lifted his leg, releasing a slow, inevitable stream that darkened the soft material, marking it with a careless abandon as indifferent as the dawn rain spattering my friends windshield. And here he sat, fixed, tethered, wrapped in the lattice of traffic’s relentless grip, unable to speak or shout, bound by distance, as his memories seeped away through the damp fibers.

(If William Faulkner had a friend with a dog Furbo cam)

OLE PISS ON THE DOGS and ALL THE VISORS

PUT EM DOWN


this was a manufactured post but I feel we need to keep the dog cam omen alive for lucks sake

Friend caught babysitter on the dog cam

A friend was going out of town for the weekend and hired a 20-something-year-old gal to "dog sit."

45 minutes after they had left the house and said goodbye to Gal and Dog, they were sitting waiting to take off, and they decided to pull up their dog cam.

There on the ole Furbo dog cam, two Bud lights on the coffee table, and the dogsitter being titty-****ed on the couch by her boyfriend.

while dog on couch watching.

check your cams
close your lap tops @Chase Parham

Cheers boys, TITTY FAWK PITTMAN - BEAT ARKANSAS

SEC basketball road games--it takes a village

I know..one of the biggest home games our most of our lifetimes is in 4 days. But basketball started last night and I wanted to post the road games to hopefully get some wheels turning about Rebel basketball because we are going to be very good. Beard mentioned last year how he wants to see us start traveling on road trips and we have a pretty solid slate if you're within 4 hours of Oxford--we probably play an hour or 2 away from you.

Tickets for all road games aren't on sale yet but I want to challenge our MBB fans to make an away game just like they would football. In FB, you need 10k fans, in basketball just 1k fans would feel like a near takeover. We had a great turnout in Starkville last year, at least 800 or so spread out and I think we can do that again.

Here are the 9 road games + Memphis:
12/28--- @ Mempis (nothing to add--beat Memphis State). You can sit lower level from $70: Memphis tickets--Wear RED
Jan 8 ----@ Ark (may be tough to make with ticket prices- $80 on SeatGeek- and FB ongoing or just finished?) Arky tickets--Wear POWDER
Jan 14--- @ Bama (midweek--if you're in Columbus, Meridian, Birmingham this is perfect..tickets are $15) Bama tickets--Wear POWDER
Jan 18--- @ MSU (nuff said--presale on their website starts 12/4 and the best thing to do is buy in packs of 4-8 as other Rebs will buy nearby) Hump Takeover--Wear POWDER
Jan 25 ---@ Mizzou (perfect for Missouri Rebs who haven't seen the football team in too long, even NWA Rebs may find it easier than getting into Bud Walton Arena--$50 will get you lower level) Mizzou tickets--Wear RED
Feb 8----@ LSU (perfect for Coast/Jackson/NOLA Rebs--$20 gets you in, $47 gets you lower level) LSU tickets--Wear RED
Feb 12--- @ USC (tough one but tickets will be cheaper midweek and I saw how Charlotte Rebs showed out in W-S and Columbia for football--$43 gets you lower level and $20 gets you in) South Carolina tickets--Wear POWDER
Feb 22 ---@ Vandy (this is one we could actually take over--1000s of Rebs in Nashville and tickets will be easy to get--$20 gets you in and $55 gets you directly behind the OM bench)
Vandy takeover--Wear RED
Feb 26--- @ Auburn (Birmingham/Montgomery/ATL, cheaper tickets b/c midweek--maybe, not yet though--$122 gets you in the door and $148 has you front row behind the students) Auburn tickets--Wear POWDER
Mar 8 ----@ Florida (tough one for many but easy for Orlando/Tampa Rebs, maybe save some $$ for SEC/NCAA Tourney--$30 gets you in and knowing UF, tickets will be cheap when the time comes) Florida tickets--Wear Red

One observation from yesterday's social media posts - There's a Mental Health Crisis in our Country

Saw a couple of posts from friends of my children from high school. Kids I've known for years. One observation I can conclude without reservation (20+ posts), the fvcking MSM has caused a Mental Health Crisis in this country. Their rhetoric has so much vitriol, it has caused fairly normal people to literally go off the deep-end. People becoming this unhinged over a Presidential Election is not good for our country. WHY we’ve LET these assholes (MSM) continue with what is essentially “hate speech” in beyond me. They have scared the weak-minded into a state of depression. A dangerous state of depression.

@Neal McCready - Care to chime-in during a podcast in the next week or so?

Dan LeBetard

Cuban American Dan LeBetard who broadcast from the Greater Miami area goes on a rant about Evil White Men electing Donald Trump to maintain their threshold on the Dynasty of Power. He states that White Men have made Donald Trump the King.

I guess he didn't get the memo that Trump won Miami Dade County by 12%. A place that is 70% Latino. I really believe that leftist celebrities are either putting up a great act to keep their virtue card, or they are the dumbest people on the planet.

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Two items... one football and one not

1. I don't think Lane is playing some crazy game with the injury report this week. Is he adding some people who will for sure play, yes, and maybe there's a couple dumb adds on there considering the probables could have been left off, yes, but Tre Harris is very much doubtful, and people I've talked to will be surprised if he plays. Brian has a good source on this, too, he relayed to me last night. If he plays, it is because he's gotten a lot better or is giving it a go far under 100 percent. Jordan Watkins is, also, legitimately banged up. The receiver room is a concern for the Rebels. And the offensive line, as has been all season, is a carousel of available bodies. It's not a healthy team -- especially on offense.

2. I'm going to start merging some threads and getting us back to sports-first with the board sometime this morning. Not censoring or deleting or anything, and there will be a couple threads to discuss things. We don't want to have you unable to discuss big topics. Ole Miss-Georgia, though, is in two days, so it's time to reset a bit. Just getting out ahead of it that I'm not deleting or preventing whatever.

Carry on and have a great Thursday.
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