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So my wife and I are sitting in our living room watching our friend’s parrot masterbate.

We said we would keep their parrot for them while they went to Japan to visit their son.
This afternoon it started rubbing its lower midsection against the bars of its cage accompanied by a good deal of vocalization.
I texted the birds owner about it and they said they were sorry they forgot to mention that the bird likes to masterbate. We should just let him alone and let him do his own thing. The problem is he’s been doing his own thing since about 4 pm and we are sick of listening to it.
Anyone have any idea how to make it stop? We are considering cold water or putting a stuffed owl we have near our garden next to it.
Any ideas are appreciated.

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Thoughts? Suggestions on where I may be off?

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